Fuck her gently

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This is a song for the ladies... but fellas, listen closely...

-Verso 1-
D               F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard.
   Em                        A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.
D                  F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em                         A
 and fuckin' give her some smooches too.

Bm                      G        Bm                          G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please,
D                        A
sometimes you got to say hey,

-Refrão-
          D       F#m       Em                  A
I'm gonna fuck you softly.  I'm gonna screw you gently.
          D        F#m         Em          A
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.  I'm gonna bone you discreetly.

-Verso 2-
Bm                G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D                 A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm               G                               Em
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That's fuckin' teamwork.

-Verso 3-
D                     F#m
What's your favorite posish? (position)
Em                               A                            D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
D                  F#m
What's you favorite dish?
              Em                            A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar.

-Refrão 2-
(agressivo) Bm                         G
        And then I'm gonna love you completely
(devagar)   D                             A
        and then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
(agressivo) Bm                       G
        and then I'll fuckin' bone you completely
    F#5             Em           A   C     G     D
and then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd