Mashup Mrs. Potato Head, Pitty Party & Tag You´re It

Em
If you weren't born with it
                     D
You can buy a couple ornaments
                         C
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
                            G
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Em                                D
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
                            C
You can always call up a professional
                              G
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Em
Kids forever, kids forever
D
Baby soft skin turns into leather
C
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Em                 G
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
C
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)
                   Em                G
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
                  C
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
(2x)

Em                     G
Maybe if I knew all of them well
  C
I wouldn't have been trapped inside this hell that holds me
Em                  G
Maybe if I casted out a spell
    C
But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons

Em         G               C
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me
C
Whatever, whatever
Em                 G                 C
Just means there's way more cake for me
C# (palm mute)
Forever, forever

Em                  C
Running through the parking lot
D            Am
He chased me and he wouldn't stop
Em          C   D         Am
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Em               C
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down
D              Am
Took the words right out my mouth
EM              C    D    Am
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Em               C       D             Am
Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground
Em               C       D             Am
Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?
Em                   C   D         Am
Saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"
Em                        C   D         Am
He's saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"