On Paper

B5                 G#5
I'm not so easy on the eye
           C#5                            F#5
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
   E5     F#5            Eb5       G#5
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
      E5               Eb5 C#5 C5
Of a murdering serial raper

[Pre-Chorus]

   B5                 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
            C#5              F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye
     E5       F#5      Eb5   G#5
The real live me ain't certified

[Chorus]

E5      F#5    C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
I look good on paper

[Verse 2]

    B5                          G#5
Statistically I'm far above the rest
  C#5                            F#5
I do my homework, never have to guess
     E5    F#5       Eb5   G#5
My social life's an empty wreck
      E5              Eb5   C#5 C5
Romance is an alien labor

[Pre-Chorus]

            B5                    G#5
There are things about me you'll never know
             C#5                    F#5
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
   E5  F#5    Eb5   G#5
My resume is solid gold

[Chorus]

E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper

[Bridge]

  F#5                  B5
I got straight A's on every test
  F#5              B5
A perfect credit score
    G#5           C#5
My ledger's never in the red

[Chorus]

E5      F#5    C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5
I look good on paper

[Transition]

C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5

[Verse 3]

   B5                 G#5
I never get none, and I know why
            C#5              F#5
But there's more to me than meets the eye

[Pre-Chorus]

       E5      F#5      Eb5   G#5
If you got the time I'm qualified

[Outro]

E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5      F#5    C#5 B5
I look good on paper
E5 F5   F#5
I look good...
   C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 F#5 E5 B5
on paper             on paper