Happy Holidays, You Bastard

[Primeira Parte]


   B5           F#5             G#5        E5

               B5
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#5
Only wrapped two fucking presents
          B5
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#5
Wrapped two fucking presents

      G#5
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E5
I hate hate hate your guts
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Refrão]


   B5   F#5  E5      B5   F#5  E5       B5   F#5  E5  F#5

B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5
I'll never talk to you again

[Segunda Parte]

           B5
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B5
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#5
Just ate seven fucking hotdogs

       G#5
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E5
He's always fucking shitting his pants
    B5         F#5          E5
And I'll never talk to you again
            F#5
Unless your dad will suck me off

[Refrão]

B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock
B5         F#5          E5
I'll never talk to you again
           F#5          B5
I'll never talk to you again

[Final] B5